1 Guy walks into a pet store. As he walks by a pen, he sees a sign that says:
“Talking Dog: $500.” So he asks the owner, “Does this dog really talk?”
Owner says “Go ahead, ask him.” Guy says to the dog “OK, tell me about yourself.”
Dog says, “Well, I was trained to be a seeing eye dog and a guard dog,
I worked for Ray Charles and Jose Feliciano and Stevie Wonder and now
I am retired and enjoying life.”
The guy is dumbfounded. He says to the shop owner,
“Oh my God, that’s amazing. I’ll take him. Why in the world is he only $500?”
"Because he's a liar." .................
